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You know, I’m very upset/sad that I know FOR SURE there is something wrong with my car and the way it feels on the road, but no one will fucking believe me! I just want to say “OH REALLY?! DO YOU FUCKING DRIVE IT EVERY FUCKING DAY?! FUCK YOU!” Ok I’m gonna go cry now.

  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

in gta online, because im a female character i actually get people in cars coming up to me and beeping their horns to get me to get in their car. you can’t escape, ladies. i got men thirsty for my pixel puss

 btw i killed them all

(via mylifeiscorgisandnetflix)

trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

(via unfortunatelyderek)

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

(via mylifeiscorgisandnetflix)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
jennlaroux jennlaroux Said:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

I mean they arent wrong…

I’m getting really grumpy lately and I’m not entirely sure why. I think it’s partly bc I’m lonely, partly bc I’m poor, partly bc I need a hug, and partly bc I’m just SOO honestly bored!!! Everyday is fucking exactly the same as the previous one and it’s getting annoying. I need a change. ASAP.

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

(via dont-take-me-out-of-wonderland)

starlightiel:

Salt and Burn.

(via joharvhelle)

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via seyttan)

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qbubbles:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

too soon?